its hard to be attractive when youre not
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SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED
Douche: heyNice girl:
Douche: HEY
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how
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if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
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“its dark im scared”
dont worry bae i got this
*stomps foot*
*sketchers light up*
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all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life
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“why don’t you have a boyfriend?”
have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why
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